Saturday, September 10, 2011

How to Feel Better About Your Mothering Skills

Here are some highlights to watch for:

00:00:00 - Completely clueless
00:00:50 - See coin in crib
00:00:58 - Recover senses
00:01:02 - Pick up coin and realize there is also a little bit of vomit on and around coin
00:01:05 - Turn off camera and start shaking and sweating while I hold my baby




There.  Now do you feel better about your mothering?  At least YOU didn't let your baby swallow a dime, put her to bed (with her bottle!  Crime!), and not hear her while she (obviously) gagged and threw up in the night.  You're welcome.

3 comments:

NaDell said...

Yikes! I'm glad she got it out. That's scary. Happy birthday, Paige!

Anna said...

Remember, swallowing a dime is not a big deal. You only worry if she poops out two nickles. Happy Birthday!

Stephanie said...

At least it wasn't a quarter! Hey...did you know you and Paige are famous? We saw a HUGE picture of the two of you in the UofR magazine. AWESOME!