#1
Our friend, Seleta, lived in NYC for a while and so she navigated while Mrs. Finkle drove into the city and to the parking garage we'd rented. Seleta had very specific instructions for Anna while we weaved our way through NYC traffic. My favorites were:
"Those pedestrians are crossing against the light, don't slow down, they don't matter."
When a little old lady crossed against the light and gave us a little wave, Seleta said, "Okay, slow down for her."
Many times a street was cut down to one lane because a car was double parked. Seleta's instructions were to never hesitate when going around these cars. This is basically a very scary game of "Chicken" with experienced NYC taxi drivers. When Anna got stopped because she couldn't get around a car because of oncoming traffic, Seleta said, "See, you hesitated."
#2
This story explains the title of this post. While walking from the apartment we rented to the subway we were passing an upscale apartment building when, at that very moment, none other than this stud walked out.

#3
This last one happened on our way home. We were somewhere in central NY and we came to an exit that said, "Scott, 1 Mile".
Me: Look, Scott is in one mile!!
Joanna: We should stop and get a picture.
Me: No, we're already running late.
Then we came to the sign that said "Scott" with an arrow pointing to the exit.
Joanna: Are you sure you don't want to get off on Scott.
(pregnant pause followed by raucous laughter)
Joanna: That's not what I meant!
Sure Joanna, sure. Filthy, just filthy.