More Soundbites

Sorry, I have to document this stuff somewhere, it's just too funny.

Adam: Can I watch a show for quiet time?
Me: Sure let's see what's on PBSkids.
Adam: Dot org.
Me: What?
Adam: That's PBS's last name; dot org.
Me: Good to know.



Me: Okay Jane, climb in your bed for your nap.
Jane: (throws a Lego person under her bed)
Me: Let's not put stuff under the bed (fishing it out).
Jane: No Mama! I like to sleep with a man under my bed!
Me: Hmmm...