Grandma was sitting in the play room with the kids when this little gem occurred:
Jane: I'm a tiger!
Grandma: Ooo, Adam, Jane is a tiger! What kind of animal are you?
Adam: I'm a human, actually.
Back when my hair was longer I would wear it curly most of the time. One day I straitened it and Jane said, "Mama, you combed your hair! You look so pwetty!"